haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

flowisaconstruct:

redvelveteercaper:

smaugnussen:

goddessofsax:

Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

dont let the fanfic writers see this

Ahaha fire truck red gets me everytime

Salt and pepper’s here.

akapyon:

東京喰種 カネキマスクの作り方 その6

いよいよ仕上げです。

赤い合皮にファスナーを付け、歯のパーツと重ねて縫います。

それをフェイスに貼り付けたら、最後にワッシャーとゴム紐を付けて完成!

ゴム紐は眼帯側にホックを付けて固定できるようにしています。

自分の顔ぴったりのサイズ&リアルなマスクが出来上がりました。

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

My servers never go down... but I do! -Clear
Anonymous

oH M Y G OD

520-bro:

*michael jordan slam dunks in the distance*

520-bro:

*michael jordan slam dunks in the distance*

You know, Clear would probably short circuit if he saw all them jellyfish photos you've been posting.

lizaxchan:

Son I have so many jellyfish pictures it’s not even funny. The aquarium at Monterey Bay has a WHOLE section with tanks of jellies. You can even see a lab where they make more jellies and there was a small tank with moon jellies and ugh SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE JELLIES

*Clear squealing in the distance*

Jellies are just so cute and fascinating and wonderful how does everyone NOT love jellyfish?!

hkyit:

モルヒネ葉さんのえっちー^^

hkyit:

モルヒネ葉さんのえっちー^^