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Favi notes: 19, Female, Lesbian, doesn't fit neatly into gender/sexuality labels
That’s rough, buddy.
Once Upon A Time In 2Fort
This video really deserves a watch, the person who made it gave it some serious soul. It hurts, but it’s a good kind of hurt. Kind of.
By the lovely and talented A-KA
reblogged cause FUCKING GORILLAZ <3
I hate fan art but this is wonderful
just in case you were wondering, “what other colors do sapphires come in?” the answer is “jesus fucking christ that stone gets around”. these are all sapphires except for the white center stones, which are diamonds
the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
so i’m either the Teacher or the Hot Tub Repairman
ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PEOPLE LIKE THESE STORIES SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE
See this lady I’m hugging? That’s my great-grandma. She’s not even 80 (my family had babies young and then there’s me) but don’t let that fool you. I’m pretty fucking sure she’s the mob boss.When she wants something done, it gets done. Sometimes we don’t even know how.
BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’M TELLING YOU ABOUT HER BECAUSE I COULD GO ON ABOUT MY BADASS G-MA ALL DAY.
This is why:
This picture was taken during the visit on mother’s day. Now, my grandmother doesn’t like living in a home because she still has her mind. The other residents, unfortunately, do not. There’s not a lot to do and it’s hard for her to get anything when the nurses are pretty preoccupied with the other, less sane residents.
So my dad says “Just act crazy with them. It’ll be fun.”
and I saw my chance
I told her to do something, quietly, so no one would hear. As we were leaving, her personal nurse gave us farewells (and was a bit condescending to G-ma, but I know that can’t be helped). Just before we walked out, the nurse said:
“That was nice of your family to visit.”
“Yeah. Always sad when they have to leave.”
At this point, my grandmother gives me a look and continues speaking:
“But it’s okay, because I’m never alone.”
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“I always have my angel with me.”
“Awww like an angel watching over you? Like your husband?”
“No. A different angel. His name is Castiel. He wears a trenchcoat.”
Let me tell you, I have never laughed and cried so hard in my life to watch that nurse’s expression.
THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY G-MA. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE MY G-MA TOO.
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ON TUMBLR OH MY GOD PLEASE GIVE YOUR GREAT GRANDMA A HUG FOR ME OMFG A+
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing.
that was fast
In case you haven’t heard this yet today, I’m glad you’re alive.
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